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Mike_25
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Those slot machines at LDS casino are rigged, I tell ya. Nobody ever really wins big at those joints. They're designed so the house will always come out ahead. My uncle blew through $50K in quarters last month and didn't even get a pity jackpot! They give you one machine payout every now and then to convince rubes that someone actually wins, but it's all smoke and mirrors.
The house odds favor the dealer, that's a mathematical fact. Only reason they exist is to separate fools from their money at an alarming rate. The dream of winning it big is what keeps the suckers pouring credits into the slots hour after hour. Jackpot?! Not unless the casino gives you their permission first. Them machines ain't called "one-armed bandits" for nothing!
The house odds favor the dealer, that's a mathematical fact. Only reason they exist is to separate fools from their money at an alarming rate. The dream of winning it big is what keeps the suckers pouring credits into the slots hour after hour. Jackpot?! Not unless the casino gives you their permission first. Them machines ain't called "one-armed bandits" for nothing!
