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Mike_25
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I'd suit up for Team USA's poker squad! I been playin' poker since I was knee-high to a grasshopper, this here would be my chance to finally bring home the gold for these red, white and blue colors I love so dear. I might be getting on in years but I still got the instinct, risk-taking chutzpah and bluffing bravado of the finest poker players. Let those Eurotrash and Orientals try and beat me on the felt, I say! Poker ain't just a game, it's a way of life for me and my fellow patriotic players. We'd work day and night to master every tell, odds calculation and strategy to make sure team USA comes out on top. Hell yeah I'd defend my country's poker honor, and make it a gold medal winner!